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"REAL LIFE"

by RATIGAN

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IN 28 YEARS I LOVED ENOUGH TO QUIT COLD TURKEY LINE BETWEEN THE ARTIST AND THE AD IS GETTING BLURRY YOU'RE THE HISS IN THE PAN LIKE I'M EGGS AND BUTTER AND I WONDER HOW HE GOT NO COLOR ALL SUMMER WELL HE'S SENSIBLY SOFT HEARTED AND HE'S OUT TO LUNCH WITH THE TROUBLE FREE APPEAL OF A SUNDAY PUNCH WHEN THE WORLD'S GOT AN IDEA OF YOU MAN, YOU GOTTA FIGHT IT OUT STICK TO THE PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU IDEAS THAT YOU CAN LAUGH ABOUT NO I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW ANYTHING BACK AGAIN WITH "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" WAS I SUPPOSED TO TURN BACK MY TRUCKER HAT? LETS OPEN UP THE FLOOR IF THERE'S ANYMORE QUESTIONS A MOODY LITTLE BITCH WITH DIME-STORE AGGRESSION WELL DON'T BE MEAN JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN AND DON'T BE MEAN BECAUSE YOU'RE UNPREPARED WHEN SOMEONE'S RUN OUT THINK TO GIVE THEM SOME MORE AND DON'T ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT'D YOU THINK THAT FOR?" EVIDENTLY MY METHOD'S AIN'T JUST STARTED FORMING GIVE EM' HIT AFTER HIT THEY LIKE, "MAN, YOU CORNY!' WHEN THE WORLD STARTS TO GIVE YOU FEELINGS TO FEEL BAD ABOUT STICK TO THE ONES THAT GIVE YOU FEELINGS THAT YOU CAN LAUGH ABOUT NO I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW ANYTHING
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WATERSHED 04:15
IM IN THE CORNER ON THE ROPES I CAN'T DECIDE IF SHOULD SCOOP THE SLING OR BODY SLAM OR PILE DRIVE THIS IF YOU AND ME ARE MEANT TO BE I'M NONE THE WISER I'M GETTING LOOKS I'M MAKING HONOR ROLE LIKE KAISER I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT FOR ME TO HEAR OR KNOW OR CARE TO HEAR THE OUTCOME YOU WANT MY LOVE? JUST GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME YEAH TAKE ME DOWN A PEG TURN ME LIKE WATERSHED SHOW ME YOUR POINT OF VIEW I'M NOT QUITE OVER YOU I'M WARMING UP, NOT TOUGH DON'T MIS-ASSESS MY SWAGGER A STIPULATION USING TABLES, CHAIRS, AND LADDERS MY BODY'S BREAKING, LUGS ARE SHAKING FROM THE LAUGHTER SHOULD I STOP IT BEFORE IT COMES LIKE MORNING AFTER? I'M LOVING TRYING TO BE, ALL THAT YOU EVER NEED, TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE MY ORCHARD APPLE TREE LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND IF I WANT YOUR LOVIN' NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOU DOWN I'M DISCONNECTING AND STAMP COLLECTING SO UNSUSPECTING AND TERREFIED OVER SUPPLIED BUT BONAFIDE CORPORATE LIFE, KID AND A WIFE, DON'T WANT TO TRY, CORPORATE LIFE YEAH TAKE ME DOWN A PEG TURN ME LIKE WATERSHED SHOW ME YOUR POINT OF VIEW I'M NOT QUITE OVER YOU
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SHUT YOUR WHACK ASS UP YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW NOW FROM THE DISCO TO MOSCOW SHE GOT CRUSHED BY A SNOWPLOW THE BLEEDING SLOWED DOWN YOU LOOKED SO SACRED WHEN YOU FINALLY CAME TO SHUT YOUR WHACK ASS UP I'VE GOT TO THINK IT FOR MYSELF DON'T TRY TO FORCE IT TO MATCH UP BEFORE YOU WENT TO SLEEP YOU BENT DOWN AND PULLED THE CARPET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH ME WELL YOU SEE YOU MIGHT BE FINE WITH NOT KNOWING IF WE'LL EMBRACE AND MY HEARTS ALWAYS PAINTED BIG AND STUPID ON MY FACE WELL YOU BETTER REMEMBER HOW I LOVED YOU ALL THE TIME HOW I KISSED AND KISSED UNTIL THE KISSES WEREN'T EVEN MINE NOW HUSH UP HUSH UP SHUT YOUR WHACK ASS UP IF YOU WANT TO VIOLATE ME, VIOLATE ME IF YOU MUST I'M BREAKING DOWN THE BORDER BETTER LET ME IN ALL THE PROMISES YOU MADE I HOPE THAT YOU'RE KEEPING WHEN TWO SHAPES COLLIDE WITH FORCE YOU GET THE FEELING YOU'VE BEEN THINKING 'BOUT THE WRONG KIND OF GOODTIMES AND THE LONGEST SILENTEST GOODBYES AND HIGHSCHOOL DANCES IN THE GYM JUST LIKE SEX AND RHYTHM AND HIGHSCHOOL DANCES IN THE GYM YEAH JUST LIKE SEX AND RHYTHM YOU AIN'T GOT NONE

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Recorded Dec 2019 - Jan 2020

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released January 24, 2022

Written, arranged, performed, recorded, and produced by Patrick Higgins.

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Ratigan is Patrick Higgins. Written, performed, recorded, produced, and arranged.

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